leonard

1.Lion cum. Derives from Leo meaning 'lion' and nard meaning 'ointment'.
2.Sometimes used to refer to a man who pretends to like women, but is actually a bum lover.
3.Can also just be a man's name, but this is rare.

1."You taste like Leonard."
2. "Why have you never had a girlfriend? Are you a Leonard?"
3."You're rubbish at pool, Leonard."

by Andrew Webster May 2, 2006

leepard

things that foo mexicans put on car seats
LEE-prd

ju wan sum leepard man, i hook ju up weef sum leepard homz

by HATAM April 16, 2008

Leonard

A sexy man with a big cock

Leonard has such a thick cock

by BigDickLeo February 6, 2022

Chris Leonard

The most amazing, perfect, adorable, sweet, sexy, wonderful, amazing man in the world. He's a great person with a huge heart that Elizabeth Baker loves without a doubt or second guess. He is her whole heart and they will be married one day. <3

Chris Leonard is perfect!

by LizzyLaBelle October 3, 2011

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Leonard

Someone who looks like a thumb and doesn't wipe really at all. He will micromanage you and never let you think for you self, but he will pay the bills (illegally)

That man is dirty, hmm, must be a Leonard

by Peaceloveharmony August 8, 2019

Jesse Leonard Discount

Jesse Leonard Discount is a kid who will steal you anything for a small fee. He his also usually a wigger or white indian

Riley: Oh man check out this wallet that jesse leonard stole me!

Keenan: oh noce bro! im gonna have to get myself a jesse leonard discount

by james cochrane January 13, 2008