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Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
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Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.
by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011
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Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile

Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.
Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is
by Jeffcranyhook September 26, 2021
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Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair
OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.
by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023
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Legal system determined mental incompetence

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim
Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025
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