Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Laser

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.

What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!

by Debx January 17, 2020

dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.

Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."

by TheLar0 May 12, 2013

Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.

“Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”

by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.

laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020