Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom is a Fat Lard, She’s Humungous.

by Big Man Jean November 01, 2020

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A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

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When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.

Tina you fat lard get your food

by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017

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Fat Lard is a word that I can't seem to stop saying. I say it like 24/7 and my brother gets so mad.

by baconmeatballs December 06, 2017

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lard cakes

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 04, 2015

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(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 02, 2010

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Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

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