* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances
person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex
harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
by harry owen September 19, 2009

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

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by GoldyOne December 22, 2023

When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.
by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023
