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lard wheel

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.
by Lard Eater January 17, 2014
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
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Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling
God sibling your are lard eyes
by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024
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lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009
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lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances
person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
by harry owen September 19, 2009
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fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school
“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
what a fat lard”
by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019
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lard boy

by a lard boy August 18, 2023
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