Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

overshot the landing

When you are trying to dose out your medicinal cannabis and you take too much.

"I physically can't get off the couch, I was taking my meds and I overshot the landing."

by Halloweenie06 October 24, 2017

Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

dude i was lagging

an excuse for someone who has got defeated. it is used in many Free For All games so you give your victory to someone else.

A: Dude i was lagging
B: Just admit your defeat lol

by sussy pie November 1, 2021

Pisces moon landing

When two partners fart on one another in the shower butt to butt.

She did a Pisces moon landing on me in the shower the next morning.

I.e. an intentional moon landing, just add a fart.

by The Relatable couple October 3, 2023

lagging

v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012