Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013

Concert-lag

When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone

Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.

by Wmln May 9, 2022

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

Het lag

When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not

Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.

by Karma Wolffe May 29, 2020

farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 25, 2009

Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

by Little Buddy Diapers January 25, 2011

jail-lag

The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.

After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.

by LimitedGovernment August 20, 2013