kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

by Brass March 29, 2004

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.

I am such a smitten kitten

by eejit101 June 1, 2011

E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah

My E-Kitten is cute

by H9ppy August 31, 2022

kitter

Another word for cat.

Awww look at that kitter!
or
I found a stray kitter named Toast.

by DM Diller November 7, 2005

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009

kitten

females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.

I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.

by sneakybeaver December 1, 2010