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kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.
by Brass March 29, 2004
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kittens

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.
by eejit101 June 1, 2011
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E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah
My E-Kitten is cute
by H9ppy August 31, 2022
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kitter

Awww look at that kitter!
or
I found a stray kitter named Toast.
by DM Diller November 7, 2005
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Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.
1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
by Splashers May 14, 2009
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kitten

females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.
I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.
by sneakybeaver December 1, 2010
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