Khalid

A god

Khalid

by anonymous January 6, 2022

Khalid

Khalid is a stupid man who has teeth so yellow it looks like the Magic School Bus. In fact, he's so ugly that his parents freaking fed him with a slingshot. Outside, they act like they love him and all that crap, but inside, they detest his presence, as well as his classmates. He's very fat, and finishes everything in less than 35 seconds. If he sees somebody savoring their food, he will take his/her food and devour it himself. Everybody hates him, as well as his "friends". Legend says it that if you knock on the head of Khalid Elfuckface, you will most surely hear an echo. He is very stupid as well, and has an IQ of -31. In fact, he is so stupid even aliens won't probe him. Lastly, Khalid is a spoilt rich ass brat. That's how outsiders know him as. Khalid is, in one word, ... Hahaha, actually, you can't physically describe him in one word. WHY THE HELL DO YOU EXIST, KHALID???

Hey, I smashed with Khalid last night.
Wait, wait, wait... Do you mean Khalid Elfuckface?
Yeah, why?
Don't talk to me every again.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY

by DarkinMaster June 8, 2019

Khaleem

A name for a person that is sad and not worthy of anything

Khaleem looks more depressing than a gray sky with only one lonely cloud

by Goomgoomy October 13, 2016

Khalid

A name refereed to a nigga with a huge forehead that is dark as night.

Khalid come here with your big head. Your forehead is a head of your body.

by Shitter123 February 3, 2020

Khaledism

1. To seize all means of production
2. To re-establish communism near the U.S
3. To combine conservatism, communism, fascism, together to take down the white, racist, liberal trumpists known as capitalism.

Khaledism has overtaken capitalism to be the worlds most dominant type of government.

by LegoMan0213 April 19, 2018

khaleezers

Adorable Dwarf cat. Long body, worlds softest fur and very short legs. A very spoiled, Lovable, loyal and a complete treat slut and sometimes a jerk cat, that makes dick moves when bored.

Khaleezers -A feisty, abnormally long cat with tiny legs

by TheRache February 24, 2015

khaleema

A demonic ritual, starting with a human sacrifice(not by free will) then by ripping the sacrifice's heart out with bare hands, and finally either consuming the heart or feeding it to other future sacrifices

Indiana and the temple of doom: khaleema about 3/4ths through

by Masterbleep June 13, 2016