Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007

Kyler

A kick-ass German, who, in fact, seems like he's a Nazi, yet an awesome one.(Who doesn't wanna commit genocide to the Hebrew race.) And, is so freaking awesome, he'll probably become the next Barney Stimson. (And if not,(which he will) he will be the indeffinet Hugh Heffner.)

nigga-bitch: Oh shit, look at Kyler over there, I wonder if I can borrow some of his bitchez?

Kyler: Awww shieeettt, a nigga! Pop some caps in his ass!
Kickass cooler than you Alabama hotpocket'd your girlfriend

by heyyitssean December 3, 2013

Keyser

Keyser ("The K-hole") is a small, shithole town in West Virginia. There's absolutely nothing to do in Keyser except drugs. The population consists of mainly poor family's, drug addicts, drug dealers, rats/snitches, cops, bible thumpers and old people. The youth of the town hate living there and are very antsy to move far, far away from there.

There's no jobs except fast food restaurants and lumber-n-things. The best things in the town is their high school band and the very nice bridge leading out of Keyser into Maryland. Keyser is the birthplace of Jack Rollins who wrote the famous song "Frosty the Snowman" and the famous baseball player John Kruk once resided in Keyser.
Keyser is also known as "The K-hole".

Dude 1: "Did you see all of the people that got indicted for delivery of cds from Keyser?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, Keyser is full of snitches anymore."

by Nicenugg420 January 12, 2018

helen keller

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.

Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!

by manieman October 16, 2009

khyler

The baddest wrestler around in town

Khyler is good at wrestling

by Boyyyyy May 14, 2015

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Helen Keller

During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.

You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.

by OldDog July 5, 2007