by MrDinoGuy January 10, 2019
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Fuck you you discusting peice of shit. Randi says hi by the way!
From: ex friend
Fuck you you discusting peice of shit. Randi says hi by the way!
From: ex friend
Randi: It looked like a veiny albino baby carrot...
Me: shhh... shhhh... You are safe from Kaleb now.
Me: shhh... shhhh... You are safe from Kaleb now.
by Notsomagic8ball February 5, 2019
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by Pumpkinpie43 March 23, 2023
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you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
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kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
kalebs are the embodiment of excitement for life and passion and curiosity
kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you need a kaleb in your life; they will make u appreciate it a lot more
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
by freesprout February 18, 2022
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I want a Kaleb for my best friend
by CaitlinF01 January 19, 2021
Get the Kaleb mug.Kaleb is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for (hes mine). he is the sweetest person in the world (my sweet boy). he is very loving and kind (to me). He is also the most handsome man ever (my handsome man). He is very loyal and very honest (to me as he should). I love him with all my heart. He is so perfect and such a good boyfriend (my amazing boyfriend).
Thing 1: Kaleb is so handsome and kind
Kalebs amazing girlfriend: Yes i know my husband is extremely handsome and very amazing
Kalebs amazing girlfriend: Yes i know my husband is extremely handsome and very amazing
by kalebsgirlfriend808 February 4, 2024
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