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'Want to hear a joke?'

'Sure.'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Why?'

'There is no answer. Merley a perpetual saying. There is no punchline. There is no meaning. Only nothingness.'
Joke by Jahaatck February 8, 2026
Related Words
A person or group of people who are in a complete state of chaos or carry themselves in a manner where the think of themselves better than they are
go to youtube.com and search Blinded by Darkness the band... now thats a joke!
Joke! by Centrality_band June 3, 2009

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

Joke master 

He is so joky that he is the joke master.
Joke master by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”

Joke Anxiety 

The time between telling a joke to a person or group of persons and their respective reaction(s).
Me: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
***pause***
***Joke Anxiety building****
Kimi: Haha!
Joke Anxiety by smwilson829 January 6, 2015