a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
by jj stockton June 15, 2009
Get the brandon johnsonmug. by Corey Woodard June 22, 2006
Get the solo johnsonmug. by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006
Get the whackadoodle johnsonmug. by OneFool December 22, 2022
Get the Johnson Packmug. Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019
Get the Benjamin Johnsonmug. An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017
Get the Alfie Johnsonmug. by jamarious quangle dangle June 3, 2022
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