a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
by jj stockton June 16, 2009
by Corey Woodard June 22, 2006
by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006
When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.
by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021
A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
by grevs February 11, 2017
Give it to me mason johnson
by Someone somthing April 02, 2018
Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 08, 2019