johncall

when the urge to deficate is so bad that a person yells out a need a john now! then a luacky hired by said person appears and allows said defication to happen in their mouth.

gunther was hired by j.b. to be his lacky for a johncall

by dumpst712 February 25, 2009

Johnakinized

1. Having a house or living quarters in such a mess that it hinders movement and health
2. Being left for dead by a crappy ex

She left him in a Johnakinized state

by virtusf July 25, 2010

Johnannae

The life of a party. Always wants to go out and have fun. Yet ready to settle down any minute. Can be a bitch at times but only if she really needs to be. Loved by all those close to her.

That Johnannae is such a club hopper.
I wish I could be more Johnannae.

by Family 916 October 10, 2011

JohnAudino

The definition of a MESS this means a sloppy person just an utter trainwreck you do not want to be a johnaudino!!!!!!!

man did you see that kid johnaudino he/she was a huge MESS!!!

by wackster9595 October 19, 2011

johnathea

A Beautiful girl with some anger issues.... everyone will love to be her friend and all the hotties love her too ;)

person 1 - Omg look at johnathea she's such a hottie!
person 2 - ikr...... literally dying!!!

by LegitSyd December 25, 2016

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by creati May 27, 2017

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017