John

A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.
John is so amazing 😉
by Pink harley October 08, 2019
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The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!
by Yosher December 27, 2016
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John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
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Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom
Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451
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A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.
John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
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That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john
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