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bavarian blow job

When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!
Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!
by yllib May 6, 2006
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Jedi Blow Job

A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)
The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.
by Ota-Wan/Darth Castro October 22, 2009
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blow job grenade

where everyone in the room starts sucking everyone's else s dick
"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."

"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"
by jake thurrett January 11, 2009
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japanese blow job

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.
A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo
by Don't hate masturbate May 28, 2016
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Blow job.

#Tim: Jess, gimme a blow job.
#Jess: What's that?
#Tim: Put my dick in your mouth and head band that shit!
by Tamponnnnn June 8, 2009
mugGet the Blow job.mug.

electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum
hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover
by john December 6, 2003
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mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job
My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job
by Jsny88 April 13, 2017
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