mr.jeremy

oompa loompa boner body ass bitch. cant keep his dick out his girl students mouths. when he fucks a girl it doesn't fit because its so small

man: im nervous because mr.jeremy tried to eat my ass yesterday

by juliosligger February 4, 2020

Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

by GM123 January 11, 2017

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

Jermyia

She is nice sometimes she gets on your nerves buts she is creative smart beautiful bright future ahead of her in she will do anything for her family .

Jermyia is a nice lady

by Jermyia4685 August 26, 2018

Jermya

The most loyal person you could ever meet she can be a total bad ass but please don’t piss her off because she can kill you with her bear hands. She’s very pretty and she is the most honest person you could ever meet. Makes lots of friends but is also very shy at times

Person 1 : Who is that bad ass over there

Person 2 : That’s Jermya

by Baby in pink November 27, 2021

Jerky Nibbler

To nibble or lightly bite at another person's anus skin.

Man it's been a rough week, I could sure go for a relaxing jerky nibbler.

by JerkNibs2011 April 29, 2011

Jeremy Irvin(g)

A huge, small in stature, psychotic douche bag sociopath with the IQ of a coconut , also a horrible boyfriend with a tendency to have restraining orders placed on him because hes such a huge psychotic douche bag sociopath.

This guy just got off probation for assaulting his girlfriend. Ya hes definitely a Jeremy Irvin(g).

by Kiera Yamato July 21, 2011