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Jaffa

This term is used in describing persons from Auckland the main city in New Zealand,

It basicly means Just Another Faggot Fucking Aucklander,

the use of this trend is popular outside of Auckland and is commanly used when describing an aucklander.
Fuck look at that jaffa...buying a coffee,

typical jaffa

drinks like a jaffa to

fucking jaffas
by James the Jaffa March 4, 2009
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Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.
Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.
by stilllovehim April 17, 2009
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jaffa knees

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010
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Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.
"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."
by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015
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jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.
1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!
by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007
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Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.
He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.
by Jafferism May 27, 2009
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jaffapearl

A person who doesn't have a clue on where they want to go in life
Oh he's a Jaffapearl, he has no clue what a-levels to take.
by Fred Norton November 30, 2013
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