Irish Surprise

The foul act of taking a massive dump and leaving the scene without flushing the toilet.

Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.

by joemeez July 6, 2019

irish magic

When your friend needs a dollar for a magic trick but just keeps it without doing the trick

Yo, Serf pulled some Irish Magic when said he was gonna teach me a magic trick but then took my dollar and bought candy with that shit

by Urband Tricksionary August 28, 2017

Irish Slip

When you leave a group event without the other party knowing you have left.

Alex was out with Tommy and the gang. Tommy and the gang were having a great time with Alex. He went to order a drink and when he returned Alex had vanished. He had done the Irish slip.

by AFLIX DAFFLIX June 5, 2018

irish dance

irish dance is a great traditional form of dance. it is really pretty and the dresses are really pretty too. it uses great talent to go to the worlds....and lots of potentail...i hope to someday dance in the worlds and get something. i love irish dance. its great.

i love irish dance i have been doing it sence i was 4 and a half.

by the jennsta July 24, 2006

Irish Handshake

To greet someone by approaching them, and giving them a backhanded slap across the face.

Give him an irish handshake and he'll shutup

by BHN May 1, 2006

irish-american

The second largest group in america, after the germans. Presidents Reagan and Kennedy were Irish and Bill Clinton was half-irish. Tougher than nails, they are regarded as great fighters and even greater writers. (Think Joyce, Yeats, Doyle, etc.) Once looked down upon (by the boring ass wasps..) they rose up through the ranks of American society and are now one of the most popular and successful groups in the country.

George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Sean Penn, Conan O'Brien, Tom Brady, Sharon Stone, Vince McMahon, Brian Williams, Jack Welch, Carson Daly, Nolan Ryan, Dennis Leary, Pat Riley, Dropkick Murphys, JFK, Tom Clancy, Lindsay Lohan, Jenny McCarthy, are all Irish-Americans

by BlackIrish06 September 23, 2008

london irish

some one born in london, who has irish parents or irish grandparents and holds irish citizenship and irish nationality, therefore is irish born in london. there are also forms like liverpool, manchester and birmingham irish.

shane macgowan is a famous london irish person, lead singer of the irish band the pogues and noted as one of irelands national treasures, liam and noel gallagher are a good example of manchester irish as they both have irish nationality and were born in manchester.

by anonymous = March 15, 2007