iPhone

Phone that will break if you drop it two inches of the ground

" do you have the new iPhone ?"

" Yeah, but it broke. "

" how ?"

" oh , it dropped off of a couch."

by J. B. Mason January 15, 2015

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Iphone X

The newest and "extraordinary" product from Apple. Better donate your two kidneys now if you want to get a $999 emoji machine.

Human: Im going to buy an Iphone X
Apple: 999$
Human: I'm moving on samsung phones.

by imSynOfficial November 26, 2017

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The coolest thing ever. I didnt get the first iPhone because I knew that the 2nd generation would be way better, and it is! I just went and ordered my iPhone 3G, and it kinda sucks I have to wait a week to get one but its tottaly worth it. The App Store has all kinds of fun games and applications so that I will never have to be bored again. And the best part is, that... well..... I get to show it off!!

Me: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW IPHONE 3G!!!!

HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.

Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!

by Walker Lancaster October 11, 2008

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iPhone 4

Apple's great new product that got a whole bunch of fans and preorders, then when it came out had service issues and required a case so it could have service.

Bill - "Hey, is that the new iPhone 4?"

Steve - "YES! Much better than your shitty phones. Oh wait I have a call coming in."

Bill - "Hi, Steve!"

Steve - "Wait...hold on...fuck...I have no signal here, just text me."

by bodiddles August 27, 2010

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iphone zone

When someone's attention is completely absorbed by whatever is happening on his or her iphone. Texting and apps such as Words with Friends may lead to a particularly impenetrable iphone zone.

Alex: Hey

Eric: ...(no response)

Marty: dude, don't worry about it. Eric is always in the iphone zone

by Rackbah May 29, 2010

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