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iPhag

An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.

Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.

More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.
Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?

That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!
by HHMTB June 15, 2010
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İpek

1) a turkish name for a perfectly beautiful girl who would make the english royal family look rude.
2) a turkish girls name associated with english and english presenting skills.
1) The hypnotyzed crowd stood up after the presentation and crowned İpek to be their princess.

2) İpek asked the banker politely if they would give her money, she own that bank now.
by ursus the bear December 16, 2013
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lorem ipsum

Some text written by Cicero that's used to fill spaces on graphical design and publishing before the actual words have been written. The reason why it is difficult to understand is to draw attention away from the words on a page and to focus it on the design instead. It's also useful for filling spaces where text should be because its words are about the same length as normal English writing.

It roughly means: Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

(thank you wikipedia and H Rackham for the translation)
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
by brome July 28, 2007
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ipad kid

Dumbass kids who grew up with an tablet/electronic device and lack social skills or common sense they bring there face to the iPad instead of the iPad to there face typically sit with the iPad on there lap and have there face over the ipad
by Koocies February 11, 2021
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Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate
Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?
by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010
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ipad kid

quackity. it’s quackity. that’s all.
quackity: *does anything*
everybody: “IPAD KID”
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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iPod Brain

What someone has when they are able to know a song's lyrics instantly upon hearing it play, regardless of how old or unpopular it may be.
Friend: Oh snap, i know this song!!!
Friend: Dude, turn off your iPod Brain. You shouldn't know lyrics to this song.
by Breaston May 28, 2009
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