When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023
Get the Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowlmug. by Rainiered January 21, 2022
Get the iowamug. .
by Reninu March 15, 2025
Get the candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81mug. by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021
Get the Johnston, Iowamug. It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021
Get the The iowa wet willymug. by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025
Get the Iowa brown bearmug. The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
Get the Colfax, Iowamug.