When someone is a metalhead but hasn't told anyone yet.
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.
Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.
Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.
Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.
Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
Prime Rib: "Good to see you, how are 'ya?"
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
by A Crazie May 18, 2017
Get the In the coffinmug. by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
Get the Coffinmug. to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.
by Wolfkin November 8, 2013
Get the put a nail in the coffinmug. Just a diabolical game about two siblings with family strife and a hint of incest. Andrew and Ashley are the names of two siblings.
by I’m just an actual dumbass May 8, 2024
Get the The Coffin of Andy and Leyleymug. Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021
Get the coffin sellermug. rpg indie horror videogame based on two emo siblings with terrible personalities and traits, parents who sold those two siblings to the organ trade, and a religious cult, among other bad people in general.
however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
by bruhinator 2000 November 3, 2023
Get the coffin gamemug. Coffining is the definition of daddy
by Coffiningisdaddy April 11, 2021
Get the coffiningmug.