Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit

Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit

by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018

crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

Pit Central

A discord forum in which players of Hypixel Pit can argue over prices, and trade with others.

Yo, did you see that Combostun that somebody was selling in Pit Central?

by TraderGold January 12, 2021

pit scissoring

When one person realizes they left the house this morning without applying deodorant and then proceeds to vigorously rub armpits together with their friend who remembered to put on pit stick.

Amy- oh snap. I forgot to put deodorant on this morning!

Mitch- well get over here you grimy smelly Zeek of a human, and let's do some pit scissoring
Amy- thanks Mitch. You're a gem!

Jamie- wicked.

by Jamaritos May 20, 2016

pit of shame

Embarrassment or utter humiliation following from words or actions expressed under the influence of a chemical or substance.

He woke up in the biggest pit of shame, he got wasted and tried to fight his girlfriend.

On Saturday morning i woke up in a pit of shame because I realized I puked all over the bathroom.

by Robby December 22, 2003

Emo Pit

A subterranean, open space where emo kids dwell. Generally a feature of modern architecture. The oppisete of a jock block.

The emo pit is closed this week- somebody spilled a Monster and the principal got pissed. The emo kids had to move to the jock block.

by spazzbomb October 11, 2009

pit pounder

The act of inserting the penis into the lubricated armpit and begin a thrusting motion

We gave Lindsay a double pit pounder at work today and it was awesome

by giant diggler September 2, 2009