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Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.
by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023
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illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth
My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver
by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017
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Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?
by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019
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Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.
“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”
by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021
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Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.
by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020
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Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024
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