barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014

coatsburg, illinois

Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.

Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.

by grandfatherpbitch May 16, 2014

Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.

Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020

Byron, Illinois

oreo

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 30, 2020

Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020