Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.

They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.

by Gottrash July 31, 2016

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 6, 2023

mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

Illinois ill worm

When you and your partner get ill and you vomit in the females vagina or butthole

"I Illinois ill wormed her"

by Tjjdjs+jd September 30, 2025

Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014