Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

Big Illegal

when your buddy does something not appreciated by a government or leading figure

bro, you be doin a big illegal

by me boiyinist October 5, 2018

street illegal

We call street illegal a car, or some "special parts" whitch are not allowed to run in the public streets because either they are powerfull enough or may cause a lot of accidents.

some Civics are street illegal cause they can reach 10.000 f@cking rpm in about 15 f@cking seconds.Not to talk about the sounds they make at midnights cause these drivers are living with this Quote: If i pay 3$ for every litter of gas..you should hear it all...

by Xrousi March 10, 2022

Illegal Caucasian Immigrants

All Caucasian.

Y'all need to go back to India before somebody bitch stomp y'all back.

Study finds all illegal Caucasian immigrants live in Free Palestine and refuse to live in reality.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 14, 2024

Illegal Immigrants

A group of degenerate terrorists that cross the border illegally into America during the FJB Administration regime.

Noun: My neighbor harbor a bunch of Illegal Immigrants.

ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.

ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.

ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.

by Lordkickass June 30, 2024

Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023