Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch
Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore
by Jim H. Piffony January 12, 2024
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illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.
Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.
by Dman6969 October 25, 2018
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cheeky illegal

When you do something illegal but everyone does it
“If I send a text when I’m at a red light is that cheeky illegal”

“Yeah that’s so cheeky illegal”
by Regina felangey November 25, 2021
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me
by Grifball123 December 11, 2024
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Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021
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Illegal POV

A Point of View video of a roller coaster filmed without the amusement park's permission.
Person 1: bro why do you have ur phone out, we are 200ft in the sky
Person 2: ILLEGAL POV! ILLEGAL POV! ILLEGAL POV!
by CoasterDave September 12, 2023
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