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the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.
Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!
by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017
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to idolize Marilyn Monroe

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking to be her boyfriend and/or lover and/or fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediate masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I just got her to masculate me . I think she was beginning to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.

man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.

man b) : roflmao.
by Sexydimma May 12, 2012
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Idol

James: Why did the chicken cross the road
Daniel: Idk
James: To get to KFC
Daniel: IDOL
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to idolize Marilyn Monroe

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy (or sexily dressed) as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, begging to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think she was specifically dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning? i just had a boner.

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
by Sexydimma March 3, 2013
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bobblehead idol

A person or object someone asks for unconditional approval no matter how wrongful the desire.
He's praying to the bobblehead idol for something obviously wrong.
by Major Madcat July 30, 2019
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Super idol

Super idol is the song that plays as tian yiming walks
***SUPER IDOL STARTS PLAYING***
Person: ITS TIAN YIMING RUNNNN!
by 龙王 June 16, 2022
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Super Idol

Chinese social credit booger in chug chug on the mickey mouse field with aryan
Super idol desjavon domii nii
by Zuufsb November 21, 2021
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