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IED

Internet Expert Douchebag

a person or persons who transcribe text to depict themselves as having superior knowledge on a subject than anyone else.

Very common in sporting topics for complete nobodies to claim to have more inside and expert knowledge/advice than the coaches and athletes themselves.

They typically are quick to attack others who disagree with their opinions by claiming that person to be uneducated on the topic or matter of discussion.

They need to die.
person 1 - "the team shouldn't trade him. He is an valuable asset and the team has the funds to retain him. He is the reason they win. All the so called fans that hate on him clearly know nothing about the game and shouldn't jump ship so easily"

person 2 - "I disagree his stats clearly show he wasn't that great plus he spat on an official. Its good they got rid of him"

person 1 - "you clearly no nothing and need to actually watch a game. So uneducated"

person 2 - "lookout! IED detected"
by mikedee23 January 1, 2014
mugGet the IEDmug.

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by itachi san1 December 25, 2007
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I

Their six thirty two is beautiful ❤️
Although my two sixty three sounds like more fun:)
Animal noises, loving on you…
A dream come true!!!!
I love you!!!!
I do wish I could tell you❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 12, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

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Did you hear?
Another idea I had…
I was going to spread positivity
But the guy in the corner,
Chuckled again…
And said no…
I really need to learn not to tell him.
I had a sign and crackers
And I was still told no…
I probably should have given some to him…
Next time…
This one was a really good idea…
Super cute:)
I love you!!!
I do hope you know that!!!
How about some crackers ❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 2, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

Even though there is space…
And I don’t see your face…
My love for you
Takes me to a special place
Where everything is great!!!
Countless embraces…
As my heart dances…
And my feet prance…
At all of the glances…
Your eyes, I see…
They finally meet…
You see all of the love from me ❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 September 26, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

A favor I ask of you…
As there is something I really want to do…
Thank you for coming through…
This will only take a few…

Straighten your arms in front of you…
Bring the right hand to your left shoulder…
Now do the same with the left, but to the right
Next squeeze tight…
A hug to you
From me…
Loving you…
I will always do!!!!
by Just a girl with 💔 October 16, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

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I love you!!!

That will never change… ever!
I don’t understand why we are here and not happy land,
But I forgive you…
You do what you need to for you to live your happiest life!!
That has always been what I wanted… for you to be happy!!

I mean this with sincerity!
Of course, I want to be by your side… but if that doesn’t happen, I understand… I won’t even send the yelping cats to your door.

Love you always!
mugGet the Imug.

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