Uppity Hussein

a nickname for President B. Hussein Obama.

Uppity Hussein is right now the president, with his uppity wife Michelle.

by Gentleman Gaga April 24, 2009

saddam hussein

1. A dumbasss dictator whose name is short for Sodomize Hussein.

2. Bush's scapegoat for everything.

1. Damn, I hate that Hussein. Such a dick...

2. "Unemployment is rising, blame Hussein!"

by trnhklbqjgbd April 27, 2004

saddam hussein

a big fat dick

Whys is saddam hussein such a big dick?

by mike hotchenue October 12, 2008

Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006

Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,

When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.

by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Saddam Hussein

A man who's regime was justly toppled and he has been captured. Might have to pay a small fine for his 3 insignificant charges:

1. War Crimes
2. Crimes against Humanity
3. Genocide

The USA receives less then half of it's oil from the Middle East, and most that we do get is NOT from Iraq. Most of our oil is North American, from Mexico and Canada. We also get alot from Venezuela.

Because of how little oil we get from Iraq a war would not be cost effective.

This war was our business, it's called human rights you stupid fucking hippies.

Even if Saddam got WMD's from us he still didn't give them to the UN when they asked.

Saddam Hussein supported terrorism, just not Al Quadae.

by Elitist December 31, 2003