Heckers

Heckers can be split into two distinct parts, "Hec" - an arabic word that used to refer to the traditional food taken at night during Rhamamdan, but now refers to the wild-partying/heavy drinking/bomb-exploding shennanigans that take place during this time period now. The second part of the word, "kers" is derived from the Scottisc language (traditional language of Scotland) and is aimed at those with the last name "Kerr." The Kerr's were particularly well known for their very short kilts and the facial hair that their women produce. (A Felicity Kerr once won the Global Crazy Hair competiton with her handlebar mustache)

This hybrid word was then born in the multi-cultural slums of Springvale, Melbourne, way back in the 1990s. The suffix "ker" had already gained prominence and, with the simple addition of "hec" the local arabic community realised they had discovered gold! They did not turn it into the bank and instead tried to sell it to the Jews, who normally would see the huge investments in such a word, but they declined due to the arabic connotations. However the arabs could not keep their mouths shut and, in one particular bashing of a group of white-students, the notorious Muhammad Muhammad shouted after laying the final kick, "that was a heckers fight." Little-beknown to him the student still had consciousness and upon returning to society he spread the word about the word.

Today, no one remembers the true origins of the word and all Australians share in the joy that it provides, however there are still a distinct few who remember the blood and turmoil it created, way back when.

"My toenails are heckers long"
"That's a heckers mo"
"That was a heckers party"

by abdulshadak October 30, 2011

hooker tits

some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.

that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.

by truthBspoken June 29, 2008

hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

by Rockosocko September 10, 2013

couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

by RKeller1 April 28, 2006

english hacker

One who hacks the English language to suite their own purposes. Typically involves the creation of new phrases and words as well as alternate definitions for existing words.

Urban Dictionary is like a gathering ground for english hackers.

by That Nick Guy October 29, 2005

Hockey Players

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.

Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

by Ellie Ringston March 5, 2018

hoiker

A man who repeatedly pulls his trousers up by the belt suddenly in a seizure like manner.

Echo: Looks like Hoiker needs to go D state on a me belt.

Captain: ayyyye just seen him perform a full length belt hoik whilst letting out a little truffle pump.

by bigname July 28, 2015