Hinduism

There's talking animals, there's blue people, what more could you want

Person 1: I'm bored of Christianity
Person 2: Why don't you try Hinduism, there's talking animals, there's blue people, what more could you want

by hiyacoolcat February 25, 2025

Hindu Method

Method to win giveaways and dupe capes and bundis

I used the hindu method to dupe my minecraft capes

I won this giveaway using the hindu method

by Spuckism December 12, 2025

Bloody Hindu

When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.

I gave her the Bloody Hindu last night!

by Rickdawg21 July 31, 2014

liminal Hinduism

Paradigm in which one is living co-simultaneously with one's avatar.

Liminal Hinduism proffers the idea that it is possible to occupy the world world simultaneously with one's reincarnation.

For instance, color is the reincarnation of physical space.

by fightfacilities October 31, 2020

rokok hidup

This is what we call konek or the male genital.

Aiman isap rokok hidup.

by justapoxdude November 12, 2021

meta-Hinduism

Since Vishnu is not only the origin of the idea of law but the source of PLURAL laws: meta-Hinduism argues that the act of prosecuting science denialism would freeze the Kant's categorical imperative.

The categorical imperative is a powerful misunderstood idea from Kant. It schematizes the mechanism by which an individual has the right to act on the grounds of morality.

Meta-Hinduism argues that the individual is biased; and Vishnu has the ability to rebut Kant's action...

by metastatic February 26, 2022

öönsen Himūn

When a person re-tells a story but takes longer to explain than the original situation to to transpire.

Wasted time due to over explanation or due to the story taking place too briefly to explain in similar timeframe.

*Bob throws a paper at steve*
Phil says "hey, bob pulled back his right arm back and threw a paper at steve."

Bob: "shut up you öönsen Himūn"
*explanation took longer than the story causing everyone's time to be wasted doubly craleating an öönsen Heimūn.*

by Marksman00048 July 4, 2023