hide the eggroll

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.

Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll

by fuck bitches get money January 13, 2009

hide under the rainbow

Hiding under the rainbow is when you get caught for doing something wrong (like sexual harassment) and then immediately come out of the closet (i.e. admitting that you are gay). At that point, anyone that says anything derogatory about you is wrong because they are homophobic. See also: Kevin Spacey.

I guess Kevin Spacey thought that now is a good time to hide under the rainbow after he got caught with his hand in the underage cookie jar.

by Goocher2017 October 30, 2017

Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.

Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"

by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010

Tree Hide

Paper. Think of how we use animal hides for clothes and various other items. Then think of how we use trees for various things, in this case, paper.

Student 1: Hey can I have some tree hide?

Student 2: Yeah sure.

by YaBloodyMick April 7, 2010

hide the candy

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway

One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

Where is Jessica Hide

A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.

Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*

by weeb2324 November 18, 2021

Hide and seek at Walmart

A term used as a euphemism for gay sex.

Person 1: I played hide and seek at Walmart with this blond twink I met yesterday
Person 2: oh really, how was it
Person 1: I pounded his ass without a condom

by SoldierTop9000 August 2, 2023