helmet strap

The line of skin that connects the foreskin to the penis, on the bottom tip of the penis.

Holy shit i'm bleeding everywhere you just ripped my helmet strap!!

by james m dean April 10, 2006

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medieval helmet

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet

Dick medieval helmeted jane last night in the bathroom

by primalzer February 29, 2004

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Helmet Head

A Helmet Head is the pink tip of a males dick, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the penis.

Guy: Dude! My Helmet head hurts so much! I banged that chick wayyyy too hard last night!

by Retwiler January 01, 2010

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helmet head

A hair doo made after wearing a helmet. Similar to bed head but usually messier.

You see that bikers hair style, it's genuwine Helmet Head.

by Soldier4Higher January 16, 2007

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Roman Helmet

Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.

Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"

by Urban Dictionaire August 31, 2010

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