by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
Get the sandy handy mug.Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.
Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"
by me8576 October 20, 2009
Get the Handy Dandy mug.A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.
Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009
Get the Handy-tard mug.When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.
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