sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

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Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

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Handy-tard

A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.

Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"

Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"

Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"

Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "

sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "

by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009

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hudson handy

When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.

My wife thinks i'm out fishing with the boys, but REALLY, i'm getting a HUDSON HANDY.

by itinkimfunni March 6, 2022

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waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.

Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!

by erection-infection March 7, 2014

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