Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

Handy-tard

A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.

Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"

Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"

Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"

Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "

sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "

by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009

handy wang

A sex position where a fat asian man comes and tugs your dick then it bleeds.

dude 1:bro i just got the best handy wang last night
dude 2:fr the handy wang is best sex position

by chimpmunks69ning420 November 27, 2020

hudson handy

When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.

My wife thinks i'm out fishing with the boys, but REALLY, i'm getting a HUDSON HANDY.

by itinkimfunni March 6, 2022

Handi-Keith

A synonym for "Vagina" also known as a a slang term for "retard"

Keith brookes is a handi-keith!

by JohnnyRainbow April 7, 2009

Handy Cramp

A cramp in your hand while giving yourself or others a handy

Babe let go of my dick. I cant I have a handy cramp.

by Handy Cramp January 25, 2022

Headstone Handy

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.

Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"

by ML69 November 13, 2021