lost hamster

A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.

This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.

Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?

Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?

Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….

Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.

Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.

Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.

Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?

Belinda: you guys are so gross.

by Ka05mau5 July 18, 2023

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.

"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."

by Swisstony19935 December 31, 2015

Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013

hamster day

A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you just have to keep doing them over and over again

1: Where have you been?
2: I'm having a hamster day. I have to keep going to get new deliveries.

by Shoggoff January 17, 2004

hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008