Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

by John R December 3, 2003

hairy toffee

Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.

I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I found a hairy toffee

by Monkeysutra September 14, 2008

Hairy Hound

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

hairy eyelids

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

hairy walnut

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009