Guitar God

see: Jimi Hendrix

Hendrix is a Guitar God, he can play better with his teeth than most can play with there hands.

by n dav January 27, 2008

guitar hero

A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.

At a party where band and drama geeks are present, guitar hero is played along with DDR, soul calibur.

by fsjkfhdj November 11, 2008

Guitar Her-No

Somebody who kicks ass at Guitar Hero and makes them think they are good at the real thing but in reality they try to play a guitar like they are a god and sound awful usually blaming the guitar.

Guitar Her-No:"I can play erruption like Van Halen!!",
Real Guiatrist:"Really? Heres my axe prove it!",
Guitar Her-No:"Wheres the red button, man your guitar sucks!!!",
Real Guiatrist:"LOL You Guitar Her-No!!!"

by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009

Guitar Hero

Guitar simulation game that you tell your parents your playing when really your getting totally shitfaced.

Mom: What did you do at Stevens house?
Daughter: We played Guitar Hero.

by female. March 6, 2009

bass guitar

known as the electric bass, far superior to the regular guitar. Yet i play a fretless, which is even far superior to the fretted bass!

you play bass, you're "kooler" than the guitar player, i play fretless bass, im even "kooler" than you!

by frizzlefry August 30, 2005

guitar hero

One of the greatest games that innovates without sacrificing etertainment value. Has a variety of rock songs, but would tend to lean on the metal side slightly. One does not have to enjoy metal to like this game however, for it has many mainstream approved songs. It is played a with a controller that looks similar to that of a Gibson SG. If you own a PS2 you owe it to yourself to get this game.

Guitar player: Pff this Guitar Hero is lame go play a REAL guitar.

Gamer: omfg stfu n00b talk to me when you can play Bark at the Moon on expert roflolol

Guitar player: You're gay

Gamer: I kno u r but wut am I roflololmao

by Topizzle May 6, 2006

Guitar Fag

One who is is extremely gifted at guitar with very little experience or practice, who is extremely insensitive to those who need to practice and learn at a slower rate. This is not to be confused with good guitar players who worked their way to being good, or modest guitar players who are very talented. A guitar fag will do at least 3 of the following:

- Attempt to teach a beginner at guitar by giving them advanced solos and showing it once or twice and expect them to know how to play it, and abuse them when they fail to complete it

- Claim to be better than every guitarist mentioned by others

- Refuse to play with a band because they feel that the rest of the members are holding them down

- Excessively show off instead of just play etc, playing behind the head, with tongue, on top of the neck constantly

- Will go on long winded speechs of their abilities and not respond to the listeners attempts to guide the conversation elsewhere or respond to signs of them wanting to leave

Note able guitar fags include:
Yngwie Malsteen
Michael Angelo Batio
Steve Vai

"Quick, hide the guitars, dave is coming over and I don't feel like being one-upped for the next hour"
"Yeah, He's a total guitar fag"

*10 minute long solo* "Yeah it took me like a half hour to learn all that, you try it"
"Ive never played guitar before"
"I did it in a half hour! It was easy, try it"
"I don't know where to start, I don't know what Im doing"
"Give me that guitar, you're being difficult Im not showing you anything"

by saintjoshua January 7, 2009