GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.

Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.

I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person

Hey grumpy duck why so angry?

by rachir February 20, 2017

Dickie grumpies

When your angry because you can’t cum in or on another person.

My tinder date canceled on me, now I have the dickie grumpies.

by ShelbyAve March 29, 2025

Grumpy

A grumpy as per Johnny Depp vs Amberd Heard - "a human being had dropped a grumpy onto the bed" to shit the bed and leave it for someone else to find.

I was surprised to find Amber Heard dropped a grumpy in my bed.

by Grumpyhunter July 7, 2023

Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019