Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

Grumming

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010

grammarphile

A lover of all things grammar-related.*

*Not as harsh as the "grammar police", but devoted all the same.

The grammarphile loved the English language so much, she defended the butchering of the language whenever possible.

(Red Ink, Inc. is a blog by by a true grammarphile, whom originally defined this word.)

by The Pear Lady May 3, 2008

geelong grammar

A school full of snobby rich kids who think they're better than the rest of the world

He's from geelong grammar, he must be loaded

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkk August 14, 2015

grummel

common expression used to show your frustration about something

this didn't work again, grummel

by b1982 May 21, 2009

Grummon

A significant other whome you have had a child with. Used in place of "partner" or "girlfriend" as a more fitting designation.

Oh no, she is not my wife; she's my grummon.

by Rc120 October 14, 2016

grammiscuous

(grah-mih-skew-us)
adjective
-used to describe a person who is promiscuous with grammar

Girl 1: I just love intellectual intercourse.
Girl 1: Wow...you're so grammiscuous!

by CadyElle September 14, 2007