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STOP PAINTING THE WALL GREEN ITS NOT YOUR WALL ITS JALAPEÑO’S !!!!
Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.
Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio
Green by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021
A word commonly used in Southern Florida. Green is used when someone is being stingy with something.

Also used when someone does something you don’t like to you or a particular person.
Let me get some chips.” “No.” “Bruh you green asf.”

“Aye I just smacked jit in the head and ran away” “damn boy you green asf.”
Green by ThePeoplesHealer March 18, 2021
A person who always makes you laugh, the person that you relate to the most. The person that can always make you smile when you’re at your worst...
Them: “Hey what am I too you?”
Me: “my green...”
Green by adoringsvy April 17, 2021
The color of people’s poop when they eat green jelly
1: Where’s my Jello?
2:My shit is green.
1: That’s very s u s
3: overused meme lol
1 and 2: will u shut up
Green by MinecraftRulesDotCom April 28, 2021
the color Ryan can’t see.
Hey can you see GREEN??
no.
too bad
Green by Buttsnifferr June 1, 2021