graylord

An aged gay man, having gray hair and great taste in cutlery, as well as aged, vericose genetalia.

I was watching animal planet when I saw a couple of graylords who were showing off their kitty tree house they built between taking turns eating eachothers streetsnow gray rumpstaches.

by Killy Pistol December 29, 2009

grayling

1. The most brilliant, intense, riviting webcomic ever written. Updated somewhat regularly; already nearing its finale, which is unfortunate but exciting at the same time. Also known as 'gayling' for obvious reasons.

2. A type of fish.

1. Omaigod did you read Grayling? I cried for three hours. ):

2. Yeah I caught a grayling. :B

by Kallernuriel September 6, 2008

gaylord man

a man who loves dogs and water guns. this can include speakers and telephone poles. this word can express feeling of hate and love at the same time

"the man in the back corner is a gaylord man" -steve irwin

"girls dig guys that are guys and guys. also, sometimes gaylord man" -eminem

by philip skwara August 5, 2007

Gaylord

1. A first name, usually for a boy

2. A homophobic insult

1. The most famous man named Gaylord is probably Gaylord Perry.

2. Poor Gaylord Perry, his name has "evolved" into an insult.

by Zumi July 18, 2010

gaylord

1. A real faggot
2. A motherfucker
3. An unfortunate surname
4. Westerville North

"Westerville North? Total gaylords." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

by Motha Fucka Brotha September 29, 2008

Grayson

Grayson where do i start grayson is a very handso... wait sorry wrong guy. Grayson is a fat fuck. Grayson likes to waddle to the fridge to look for food because he is always thinking of his stomach. He says that he is big boned but he is lying he is just fat and no no no it is not just Christmas plump. Grayson thinks he gets the ladies but instead the ladies run away in tears because one first look at his face and they are scarred for life. Grayson attracts the autties, most likely because he is one himself. If you ever happen to run into a grayson either cover eyes and interact or run for hills before he tries to slip his hand down your pants, ladies and gents.

"Holy fuck, what is that ugly fat ass mother fucking Shrek faced gross nugly cunt looking at me?''

Wait never mind that's just Grayson.

by tootahs May 14, 2020

Gaylorade

A gatorade made exclusively for fags

Fag 1: I love this

Fag2: what is it babe?

Fag 1:Gaylorade!!

Fag 2: Yummy! can i have some?

Fag 1: ahaha no!!

Fag 2: your mean.

Fag 1: No I'm not

Fag 2: You probably love it more than you love me!!

Fag 1: Gulp Gulp Gulp!

by Synyster Spanky January 1, 2012