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grayling 

1. The most brilliant, intense, riviting webcomic ever written. Updated somewhat regularly; already nearing its finale, which is unfortunate but exciting at the same time. Also known as 'gayling' for obvious reasons.

2. A type of fish.
1. Omaigod did you read Grayling? I cried for three hours. ):

2. Yeah I caught a grayling. :B
grayling by Kallernuriel September 6, 2008
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Grayling, MI 

That one hick town in the middle of nowhere, that everybody passes on the way to the traverse city area. The residence's income revolves around social security checks and gambling over NASCAR races. The only reason the town is still in existence, is because of the local military base and state park, which also generate revenue.
Billy: "Hey Jedediah, wanna stop in Grayling, MI and pick up some fried squirrel for lunch?"

Jedediah: "Awe hell naw I ain't even dumb enough to stop by that shit hole. I heard some lady from there married a cow last week!"
Grayling, MI by LMCrepresent December 7, 2012

Grayling, MI 

A small city in Northern Michigan that is also home to a military base and one of the best state parks in Michigan known as Hartwick Pines. It was formerly a logging camp. The architecture and city infrastructure is like a time capsule from the 1950's. Quite a few activities do in the area. They were about to build a theme park there. Just about everyone coming from Detroit or Lansing going to Traverse city has to go through it. About 10 Miles north of Higgins Lake. Home to Spike's Keg O'Nails. Better than Kalkaska.
What's the most fun thing to do in Grayling, MI?

Walking through a forest.
Grayling, MI by Raoul Clouse February 28, 2010

Grayling High School 

Full of druggies, can’t use the bathroom ever, stupidest place in the world. Basically a jail. Can’t do much in there. Horrible food.

⭐️

Don’t recommend it. Horrible place
Person 1: Wanna go to Grayling High School?
Person 2: No *Shoots Person One*

Chris Grayling 

How's that new gym routine going? Have you got the hang of it now... "Ahhh mate, massively Chris Grayling on that front bruv."
Chris Grayling by IAmMeeeee October 8, 2018

Doing a Grayling 

The act of applying blatant stupidity to a situation you know nothing about yet claim knowledge
How’s the new job? Ace, no one has realised I won’t have a clue so I’m Doing a Grayling
Doing a Grayling by Mischief Minx December 14, 2020
An effiminate, bisexual or gay male. Height of popularity was from 1984-1986, geographic usage confined between Waterford/Montville, CT to Warwick, Rhode Island. Being "Gayling" had a major following, members of this "group" usually were GQ-fashion victims, shopped at Midland Mall in Warick or Crystal Mall in Waterford.
I was sleeping over Mark's house when I awoke to him going down on me, I mean he went total Gayling on me!
Gayling by Marco October 9, 2003
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