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grandma-tastic!

Something, usually clothing or an accessory, that, although typically worn or used by your grandma - or any other older person - it is also heavily glamorous, fabulous, or -tasic! An example would be a very sparkly handbag or shoes, or a polyester blouse, pants or dress with a wild print, specifically from the 60's or 70's, that is both horrendously tacky yet fabulous.
"Those shoes are soooo Grandma-tastic!"
by miss66 January 12, 2008
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Industrial Grandma

A disgruntled person (generally a musician) within the electro/industrial scene who complains vociferously about their distaste for the music, people and ethos of 'the scene' but only attends electro/industrial show or clubs, or (in the case of musicians) only targets their music at that audience.
Industrial Grandma: "God I hate industrial music. The scene is dead, man."
General Fan: "So you're not coming to the CombiChrist show next week?"
Industrial Grandma: "Nah i'll be there, but I still hate the scene."
by IndustrialGrandma01 February 9, 2013
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grandma boss

A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
She really knows how to rock her new role as a grandma boss!
by 1team September 3, 2016
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juicy grandma

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!
Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!
by The United Ones May 20, 2016
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Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.
Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.
by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017
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The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.
“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

Hell yeah dude!”
by plop plip August 4, 2019
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Grandma girl

She is a mom girl and grandma girl
by 459395 March 11, 2022
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