Goldfish scene

Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.
Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!
by Bluvseuly March 25, 2020
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My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021
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Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 08, 2023
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Goldfish Roulette

The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were

Ryan- I took it like a champ though
by Popsdock April 23, 2016
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spooky goldfish

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know
by Spooky Goldfish December 01, 2020
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floor goldfish

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"
by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022
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Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
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