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Gimples

The cute form of gimp. Used on things that are so ugly that they're cute.
"That baby is so gimples!"
by Caleb Lawson September 18, 2006
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Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
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gimp

a physically disabled person, a crippled person(rude and derogatory)
Snob:"Get out of my way, gimp".

Kid in a wheelchair:"bite me!"
by Light Joker January 17, 2005
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gimp

verb: To change an image with GNU Image Manipulation Program.

If photoshop is a verb, GIMP deserves to be, as well :p
Why don't you GIMP that image, to give it a bit more pizzaz?
by Ryan B. March 9, 2005
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gomp

An acronym meaning "get off my phone" used by tech support sluts around the world.
"dude I so just hung up on that lady for being dumb.....GOMP!!!"
by Dannypants June 9, 2004
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gimp count

1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game

The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
by Sk8erboi Josh October 31, 2004
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gimpyfisherman

One who joins forces with Bowser to wreck havoc on the sea
Gimpyfisherman used super rod. ... ... ... Not even a nibble!
by shippou and pals April 19, 2008
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