gittard

Someone who acts extremely retarded

“Why did that guy just eat a lizard?”
“He’s such a gittard”
“Facts”

by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

by Big D-Newport February 18, 2020

Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.

I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.

by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020

glitter gang

weird fake group of white bitches who don't know how to act around a group of white males

The glitter gang threw a party and then all made out with Jack.

by JDvibes May 18, 2020

Giterus

Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.

David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"

by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

...glitteradds

...glitteradds is a Greek fan page ! We love her videos ! She is super cool . Go follow her now and if you hate her just leave us alone ( she is kind )

...glitteradds we love you 💕💕💕💕💕

by User1735289558 October 11, 2021

Glitter Puff

"Glitter Puff"

The pre dusting of his/her's bum hole with glitter or other similar shiny particles before letting out a flatulent puff in excitement.
(Often done on a partners nose)

She bent over spreading her cheeks and pushed her newly decorated shiny arsehole towards my face and let out the most glorious 'glitter puff' right in my mouth!

by DFBHM January 10, 2023